How to tell if you’re in a Mormon church



Thoughts on good food and good news after the jump:
They come out like:

I’m like:

(in a totally non-creepy, admiring-but-not-lusting-cuz-he’s-married-and-that-would-be-super-innaprops kind of way)

He was like:

But then he realized that Mormons get married young and have a lot of kids, so he was like:

I’m like:



I was like:
